Stalinize!

to stalinize: to take control of a collective gathering in an authoritarian manner (esp. after the loss of legitimate authority); to violently usurp a leadership role in the absence of legitimate authority in the interest of efficiency, focusing on "ends" and paying little attention to "means"; to kill kulaks who don't understand why they are counter-revolutionary.

note: "To stalinize" should not be confused with the ideological movement known as "Stalinization," which began in Russia around 1923.

ex.

Monica must stalinize today to ensure that a certain meeting ends in a timely manner because she still has a paper to finish.

Not really, right? Watch me, I'll be patient as a kindergarten teacher and quiet as a bunny.

riiiight....

p.s. - Di$h, in response to your blog, on which I am not allowed to comment: Do you remember our conversation about your bro last time I was in NY? heh...eheheheh....
However, it is ALWAYS great to know "that guy" who will say whatever he wants all the time, constantly refusing to heed to "convention" or courtesy. So entertaining...